NBC's epic Kings just aired its third episode last night, yet still the giant is moving so slow it doesn't feel like much happened.  For an hour long episode, "First Night" could be described in a few short sentences.

Here, we'll give it a try.  It was the first night of the ballet and David went out with Jack instead, Michelle got set up with a guy by her mom, and Silas went to see his sick son.  If you want the details, check out our "First Night" recap.

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