Accidentally on Purpose Quotes: "The Godfather"

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This week on Accidentally on Purpose, Billie caused some drama between Abby and her husband when she chose Abby to be the godmother of her child, but Davis to be the godfather.

While things didn't necessarily bode well for the married couple during "The Godfather," it sure did for entertainment.  Meanwhile, Michael Rapaport guest starred as a potential love interest for Billie, Sully.

Rapaport on Accidentally on Purpose

Just check out some of our favorite Accidentally On Purpose quotes from the episode:

Abby: This couch is so dirty, I really feel like I'm having an adventure.
Davis: You should see the bathroom. It's like being in Bangladesh.
Abby: You know, if my sister weren't pregnant, I never would've met you.
Davis: Well, if my best friend hadn't had sex with her, I never would have met you. | permalink
Billie: I got to go meet my sister at a bar a few blocks away.
Sully: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Can I walk you there?
Billie: You don't have to do that.
Sully: Oh, come on! What kind of guy would I be if I didn't walk a hot pregnant woman to a bar? | permalink
James: There's all kinds of weird fetishes, like people are into weird costumes or... feet or... monogamy. | permalink
Billie: Sully just asked me out. Is it possible that at this stage of my girth where my skin is stretched to the point that it may never snap back that someone could find me attractive?
James: Yeah, it's possible.
Billie: Hah! Thank you.
James: If he's a freak! | permalink
Nick: We're going to be parents... eventually.
Abby: Well, eventually, I'm going to be infertile.
Nick: Are we really doing this I-wanna-have-a-baby thing again over eggs Benedict?
Abby: I think doing it over eggs is completely appropriate! Because every month, I make one, you do nothing about it, and it dies. | permalink
Sully: Congratulations to you and your husband.
Billie: Oh, nope. No husband. No boyfriend. No contraception! | permalink
Billie: So I met this cute, funny guy. And even if I'm so gigantic I can't even see if I need a bikini wax... I think he was flirting with me.
Abby: Of course, he was. We're the Chase sisters. People chase us. | permalink

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