The Real Housewives of Atlanta Review: "Trashed Collection"

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Whether it was a trashed song, trashed used furniture, a trashed marriage or just plain drunk trashed, the Real Housewives of Atlanta were a mess this week!

In "Trashed Collection," Kandi is now looking to produce openly gay artist, Lawrence, Sheree's hair stylist; and thus turn him into the next generation's RuPaul.

It seems the lady boy has a set of pipes on him that rivals Cristina Aguilera's. Kandi has even written a little ditty called "Closet Freak" especially for ladyboy Lawrence.


Kim is none too happy that Kandi's attention has waned from her screeching cat vocals.  NeNe hopes 50-year-old Peter will inspire Bryson to actually get a job.

She sets up a meeting between the two in which she hopes 50-year-old Peter will teach lazy ass Bryson all about club promotions.

Cynthia meets with her daughter Noelle's baby daddy. It's Leon, the guy who played Madonna's lover priest in "Like A Prayer"! Leon gives Cynthia advice on how NOT to get cold feet about her inevitable marriage to 50-year-old Peter.

Odd as it may seem to be getting advice from Leon, Cynthia trusts his judgment but wonders if she could break up with her soul mate what chance does 50-year-old Peter have?

Kim and Kandi work on the new track "The Ring Don't Mean A Thing."

Kim complains that she needs curtains and that the notes are too high. Um, no, you need curtains to hide the fact that you can't sing. Kandi tells Kim to get vocal lessons. No duh. Phaedra has a meeting with Latavia Roberson, ex-member of Destiny's Child.

Latavia was apparently kicked out of Destiny's Child when Beyonce came on board and soon after Latavia developed a major drinking problem, got arrested and charged with DUI and served time in prison.

Phaedra sees dollar signs in Latavia's devastating story and wants to produce a one woman show. After all, Phaedra's got the Midas touch. Kim and Nene get together over Patron margaritas and swampy nachos and bitch about Big Poppa and Gregg.

Nene points out that she's a married woman and Kim's a mistress therefore this is NOT a tale of two cities.

However, Kim just continues to blather on about men being controlling a-holes and hey, Nene, will you listen to my new song and agree with me on how much it sucks?

Nene has no time for this foolishness in the midst of her marital breakdown but there she is in the car ripping into "The Ring Don't Mean A Thing."

Later, Kim realizes she's paying too much in storage fees to house all the tacky junk she's bought over the years with Big Poppa's money.

We're just getting started. Follow this link for a complete rundown of last night's epic installment of The Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Trashed Collection Review

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