South Park Preview: "Crack Baby Athletic Association"

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South Park seems to be returning to its roots this season, with back-to-back Cartman episodes. Don't get me wrong, I love the satires these guys do. But nothing will beat Cartman and his ridiculous business ventures.

This week? Cartman starts his own "Crack Baby Athletic Association." He answers the age old question of how you help babies born addicted to crack. Just watch the following clip from the episode for his solution:

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Cartman: Suck my balls.
Ms. Choksondik: Present them.
Cartman: What?
Ms. Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I'll suck 'em.