Nick Miller went to law school, but he gave up on that career awhile ago. He's now a bartender and sort of a sad sack. In a hilarious way.

He seems to have feelings for Jess. We can't blame him.

Nick Miller Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.

Nick
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt