Simon is Zoey's coworker from work whom she has a crush on. 

Simon Quotes

Zoey: Is it ok for him to be air-spanking her like that?
Simon: I think it's alright. Those look like consensual spanks to me.

Simon: I couldn't find my pasta strainer so I think I'm gonna have to use the tennis racquet method.
Zoey: Isn't that the best way to serve?

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