Teri Hatcher stars as Susan Mayer (previously Bremmer and heck, even Defino during her second marriage) on Desperate Housewives.

Susan is one of the main ladies of Wisteria Lane and is a teacher's assistant at her son's school and a former children's book illustrator.

In the first season of Desperate Housewives, Susan met her cute neighbor Mike Delfino after her divorce from her previous husband, Karl.  Susan eventually marries Mike, but when the show fast forwards five years for season five, she is divorced from Mike.

At the end of season five, we were left with a cliffhanger with who married Mike.  It could be Susan remarrying him.

Susan Mayer Quotes

Susan: I can't believe it. This can't be happening. Mike can't like Edie better than me, he just can't!
Julie: You don't know what's going on. Maybe they're just... having dinner.
[Susan gives her a look]
Julie: You're right. They're doing it

Julie: Mom, why would someone kill themselves?
Susan: Well, sometimes people are so unhappy, they think that's the only way they can solve their problems.
Julie: But Mrs. Young always seemed happy.
Susan: Yeah. But sometimes, people pretend to be one way on the outside, when they're totally different on the inside.
Julie:Oh, you mean like how dad's girlfriend is always smiling and says nice things, but deep down, you just know she's a bitch?
Susan: I don't like that word, Julie. But yeah, that's a great example

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Desperate Housewives Quotes

(Susan is trying to visit Mike at the coma ward)
Nurse: You need to leave. You're disturbing the other patients.
(a security guard grabs Susan by the arms)
Susan: What are you... Oh... This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?

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