Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) is the main character of How I Met Your Mother and the narrator (voiced by Bob Saget) telling his children how he met their mother.
Ted is an architecht who decides to he's ready to meet his soulmate when his friends / roommates Marshall and Lily get engaged. He's had several girls he's dated on the show, but obviously none of which have definitely been the mother yet.
Notable women he's dated have included Victora, who moved to Germany, Robin, who's now just a friend and a member of the group, and Stella who he almost married.
Barney: Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's Top Ten list. The category: top ten things I would've called my truck...
Ted: It was never your truck.
Barney: if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.
Ted: It was a rental.
Barney: Number ten, "The Winne-Bango." Number nine, "The Pick-Up Truck." Number eight, "The Ford Explore Her." Number seven, "The You Scream Truck." You Scream. (they all laugh) Number six, "Feels on Wheels!" Hello! Number five, "The Ride Her Truck." Number four, "The 18-Squeeler." Number three, "The Esca-Laid." Number two, "The Slam-Boney." and... the number one thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back... "The '69 Chevy."
You can't fire me I'm union bitch!Ted