Looks Like an Idiot - Family Guy

Looks Like an Idiot - Family Guy

Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which makes him look like an idiot on Family Guy.
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A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

A DNA altering machine turns Stewie into an actual baby on Family Guy. "Baby Stewie" is the 15th episode of the show's 18th season.
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A Brian Robot - Family Guy

A Brian Robot - Family Guy

Stewie constructs a robot version of Brian on Family Guy. "Bri Robot" is the 12th episode of the show's 17th season.
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The Face of Pawtucket Ale - Family Guy

The Face of Pawtucket Ale - Family Guy

The brewery is looking for a new face for Pawtucket Ale and everyone is going after the honor on Family Guy.
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The Wealthy Heiress - Family Guy

The Wealthy Heiress - Family Guy

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of an older, wealthy heiress on "Con Heiress" of Family Guy.
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The Shrinking Machine

The Shrinking Machine

When Brian teases Stewie about being small, he creates a shrinking machine and shrinks them both on Family Guy.
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Letting Himself Go - Family Guy

Letting Himself Go - Family Guy

Brian lets himself go when he marriage doesn't turn out the way he had planned on The Simpsons. "Dead Dog Walking" is the second episode of the show's 17th season.
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Brian Fall in Love - Family Guy

Brian Fall in Love - Family Guy

Brian falls in love with a woman who has cancer on Family Guy. "Married With Cancer" is the first episode of the show's 17th season.
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Victorian Era Detectives - Family Guy

Victorian Era Detectives - Family Guy

Stewie and Brian are Victorian era detectives working to solve a string of mysterious murders on Family Guy.
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Dog Show - Family Guy

Dog Show - Family Guy

Brian enteres a show dog competition with the hopes of winning and getting to breed with a dog named Ellie on Family Guy.
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Offensive Tweet - Family Guy

Offensive Tweet - Family Guy

Brian's offensive tweet goes viral on Family Guy. "The D in Apartment 23" is the sixth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Running Away - Family Guy

Running Away - Family Guy

Stewie attempts to run away while Meg is babysitting and Peter and Lois attend a Red Sox fantasy baseball event on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter