A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy

A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy

Chris and Stewie try to help a squirrel recover on Family Guy. "Boys & Squirrels" is the third episode of the show's 19th season.
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Body Swapping - Family Guy

Body Swapping - Family Guy

Stewie invents a body swapping machine but things quickly go haywire when it malfunctions on Family Guy.
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Twin Babies - Family Guy

Twin Babies - Family Guy

Chris volunteers to take care of his girlfriend's twin babies when she is deported on Family Guy.
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Chris Has a Date - Family Guy

Chris Has a Date - Family Guy

Chris goes on a date with Taylor Swift on Family Guy in "Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date."
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The Star Pitcher - Family Guy

The Star Pitcher - Family Guy

No one expects it when Chris becomes a star pitcher on the baseball team on Family Guy.
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Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Chris becomes Quagmire's assistant on the season premiere of Family Guy. "The Boys in the Band" is the first episode of the show's 15th season.
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A New Phone - Family Guy

A New Phone - Family Guy

Peter gets a new phone after he breaks his but when he gives his old one to Chris, it has unexpected consequences on Family Guy.
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Fixing Chris - Family Guy

Fixing Chris - Family Guy

Peter projects his own failures onto Chris and tries to fix him on Family Guy. "Peter, Chris & Brian" is the fifth episode of the show's 14th season.
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Brian and the Skunk

Brian and the Skunk

Brian has a run in with a skunk and gets banished from the house on Family Guy. "Meg Stinks!" is the 19th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Chris and Pam

Chris and Pam

Chris and Pam decide to run away when her father doesn't approve of them dating on Family Guy.
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Battling Bullies

Battling Bullies

Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school on Family Guy in "Secondhand Spoke"
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Keep It In the Family

Keep It In the Family

Peter goes to great lengths to keep inheritance money in the family on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter