The Mayoral Election - Family Guy

The Mayoral Election - Family Guy

The Mayoral election gets contentious when Peter and Lois hold different views on Family Guy, "Wild Wild West."
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Meg's Wedding - Family Guy

Meg's Wedding - Family Guy

It's Meg's wedding day on Family Guy. "Meg's Wedding" is the fifth episode of the 19th season.
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Becoming a Gangster - Family Guy

Becoming a Gangster - Family Guy

Peter thinks being a godfather means becoming a gangster on Family Guy. "La Famiglia Guy" is the 19th episode of the show's fifth season.
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A Cutaway Gag - Family Guy

A Cutaway Gag - Family Guy

Peter and Lois' cutaway gag goes horribly wrong on Family Guy. "CutawayLand" is the fourth episode of the show's 19th season.
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Reimagining The Bible - Family Guy

Reimagining The Bible - Family Guy

The Griffins reimagine different Bible stories when they're cooped up during a storm on Family Guy.
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Pixie Cut - Family Guy

Pixie Cut - Family Guy

Peter gets upset and tries to embarrass Lois after she gets a pixie cut after he tells her not to on Family Guy.
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Lois Is Targeted - Family Guy

Lois Is Targeted - Family Guy

When Lois becomes a music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, she is targeted by a mean student named Connie on Family Guy.
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Peter and Lois' Anniversary  - Family Guy

Peter and Lois' Anniversary - Family Guy

The Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories in celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary on Family Guy.
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Internet Famous

Internet Famous

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating on Family Guy
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Lois' Father - Family Guy

Lois' Father - Family Guy

Carter Pewterschmidt, Lois' father comes to visit and has an accident on the Family Guy episode, "Regarding Carter."
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Reconnecting - Family Guy

Reconnecting - Family Guy

Peter and Lois attempt to reconnect with one another on Family Guy. "Nanny Goats"is the third episode of the show's 16th season.
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Lois Is Allergic - Family Guy

Lois Is Allergic - Family Guy

Lois' allergies force Stewie and Brian to share a bedroom but they do not coexist well on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter