Reconnecting - Family Guy

Reconnecting - Family Guy

Peter and Lois attempt to reconnect with one another on Family Guy. "Nanny Goats"is the third episode of the show's 16th season.
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High School Bullies - Family Guy

High School Bullies - Family Guy

Meg uses Peter in his new position as temporary high school Principal to help combat the school bullies on Family Guy.
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Fattening Food - Family Guy

Fattening Food - Family Guy

Peter indulges in too much fattening food when he runs a food truck on Family Guy.
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Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Peter helps Joe solve a crime and is then upset when he doesn't get any credit on Family Guy.
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Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots - Family Guy

Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots - Family Guy

Things get out of hand when the guys start partying with their new neighbor, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots on Family Guy.
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Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

On a flight to San Francisco, the guys begin to worry about Quagmire's skills as a pilot on Family Guy.
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The Power of Santa - Family Guy

The Power of Santa - Family Guy

Peter goes a little crazy with the power of playing Santa on Family Guy, "How the Griffin Stole Christmas."
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No To Vaccines - Family Guy

No To Vaccines - Family Guy

Peter and Lois choose not to vaccinate Stewie and encourage others to do the same on Family Guy.
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Brian Buys the Beer - Family Guy

Brian Buys the Beer - Family Guy

Brian is the only one able to buy alcohol when the legal drinking age is raised to 50 years old on Family Guy.
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A New Phone - Family Guy

A New Phone - Family Guy

Peter gets a new phone after he breaks his but when he gives his old one to Chris, it has unexpected consequences on Family Guy.
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Heading to Africa - Family Guy

Heading to Africa - Family Guy

Peter and his father-in-law head to Africa to find the person who scammed them on Family Guy.
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The Guys Make a Music Video - Family Guy

The Guys Make a Music Video - Family Guy

The guys travel to Korea and end up making a music video on Family Guy, "Candy, Quahog Marshmallow"
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter