Peter's Neighborhood Watch - Family Guy

Peter's Neighborhood Watch - Family Guy

The guys form a neighborhood watch group after Peter's sofa is stolen from his lawn on Family Guy. "A Shot in the Dark" is the ninth episode of the show's 14th season.
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Running of the Bulls - Family Guy

Running of the Bulls - Family Guy

The guys attend the local running of the bulls with tragic results on Family Guy. "Brokeback Swanson" is the eighth episode of the show's 14th season.
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Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
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Neighborhood Watch - Family Guy

Neighborhood Watch - Family Guy

The guys form a neighborhood watch group after a sofa is stolen off of Peter's lawn on Family Guy.
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Fixing Chris - Family Guy

Fixing Chris - Family Guy

Peter projects his own failures onto Chris and tries to fix him on Family Guy. "Peter, Chris & Brian" is the fifth episode of the show's 14th season.
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Evil Soap - Family Guy

Evil Soap - Family Guy

An evil bar of soap comes to haunt Peter and his friends on Family Guy. "Peternormal Activity"is fifth episode of the season.
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The New Matress

The New Matress

Lois makes a reluctant Peter buy a new matress for their bedroom on Family Guy "Guy Robot"
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Joe's Dad - Family Guy

Joe's Dad - Family Guy

The guys track down Joe's Dad but find out that he may have issues with people with disabilities on Family Guy, "Papa Has a Rollin' Son"
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An Evil Bar of Soap - Family Guy

An Evil Bar of Soap - Family Guy

An asylum, a murder and an evil bar of soap all appear on "Peternormal Activity" the season premiere of Family Guy.
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Bonding with Brian - Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16

Bonding with Brian - Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16

Peter sits here with Brian in a scene from Family Guy. He looks pretty upset, doesn't he?
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250th Episode - Family Guy

250th Episode - Family Guy

Peter plans to fight Liam Neeson (guest voicing himself) on "Fighting Irish" the 250th episode of Family Guy.
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Obedience School - Family Guy

Obedience School - Family Guy

Peter realizes that he liked Brian better before he sent him to obedience school on Family Guy. "Once Bitten" is the 15th episode of the show's 13th episode.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter