Dean: (referring to Tristan) Your boyfriend's waiting. Rory: He's not my boyfriend! I hate him! Dean: Whatever. Rory: Dean! Dean: What? Rory: Stop! Dean: Why? Rory: Because I love you, you idiot!
Emily: Oh, wait, Rudolph Gottfried. Lorelai: Another cousin? Emily: No, a Nazi we knew. I'd forgotten. We stayed with him once in Munich. Nice old man. Interesting stories. Lorelai: Mom, you-you socialized with a known Nazi? That's despicable. That's heinous. Emily: No, dear, that was a joke.
