Crossing Guard: Is there a problem, sir? Pope: [shakes head no] Crossing Guard: Okay, then you need to move along. Pope: My niece goes to this school, and this is her first day her and I promised her I'd be right here when she got out. Crossing Guard: I appreciate that, sir, but you need to go now and come back after school's done. Pope: Why? Crossing Guard: Because a grown man sitting outside an elementary school is creepy.