Dan: Christmas is always such a big production for her. The red velvet placemats, the candy apples, the goddamned sequined lightbulbs. She feels most alive in December. I tried to be nice. I tried to give her the kids to share it all with, but she slammed the door in my face. What do you say to that? Linda: I feel sad for her. She tried to ruin our holiday. Nothing could ruin it. Dan: That's right. Linda: She just doesn't get that yet. But she will.