A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy

A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy

Chris and Stewie try to help a squirrel recover on Family Guy. "Boys & Squirrels" is the third episode of the show's 19th season.
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The Break-Up - Family Guy

The Break-Up - Family Guy

Stewie breaks-up with Rupert on Family Guy. "The Talented Mr. Stewie" is the second episode of the show's 19th season.
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Stewie Swears - Family Guy

Stewie Swears - Family Guy

Stewie uses a swear word on Family Guy. "Stewie's First Word" is the first episode of the show's 19th season.
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Looks Like an Idiot - Family Guy

Looks Like an Idiot - Family Guy

Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which makes him look like an idiot on Family Guy.
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Reimagining The Bible - Family Guy

Reimagining The Bible - Family Guy

The Griffins reimagine different Bible stories when they're cooped up during a storm on Family Guy.
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Starting a New Life - Family Guy

Starting a New Life - Family Guy

When Meg is reported dead, she decides to go with it and start a new life on Family Guy, "Better Off Meg."
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After the Accident - Family Guy

After the Accident - Family Guy

When rocking out to the music of Van Halen gets him into a car accident, Peter ends up in a coma on Family Guy.
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Work From Home - Family Guy

Work From Home - Family Guy

Peter's nonstop swearing becomes a problem at work and his boss tells him he must work from home on Family Guy.
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A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

A DNA altering machine turns Stewie into an actual baby on Family Guy. "Baby Stewie" is the 15th episode of the show's 18th season.
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Racial Justice - Family Guy

Racial Justice - Family Guy

Peter inadvertently becomes the face of racial justice on Family Guy. "The Movement" is the 14th episode of the show's 18th season.
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Peter Is Dying - Family Guy

Peter Is Dying - Family Guy

Stewie's retirement is interrupted when Peter is dying on Family Guy, "Rich Old Stewie."
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Building Tunnels  - Family Guy

Building Tunnels - Family Guy

Peter and his friends builds a tunnel in order to escape from being grounded by Lois on Family Guy "Undergrounded."
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter