Meet the Quagmires Picture

When Peter goes back in time and messes things up with Lois, she ends up marrying Quagmire and having a Chris, Meg and Stewie that look like Quagmire instead.
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Lois the Mayor

Lois runs against Adam West for Mayor of Quahog and ends up winning.
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The Chicken Returns

Whenever Family Guy needs a B story, you can always expect the chicken to return to fight Peter.
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Stewie is Little Miss Texas

When forced to run to Texas and dress as a girl, Stewie enters a Little Miss Texas Pageant.
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Peter's Restaurant

Peter ends up opening a restaurant on Family Guy and Joe's friends quickly populate it.
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Bill Clinton on Family Guy

After Peter fixes Bill Clinton's flat tire, the two of them become best friends on Family Guy.
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Hugh Hefner on Family Guy

Hugh Hefner swings by Family Guy to give Quagmire some advice after he loses his job.
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Tan Stewie

After going outside without sunscreen, Stewie becomes obsessed with tanning.
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Peter and His Irish Father

Peter ends up in a drinking contest with his real father, an Irish man who's the town drunk, in order to prove they're related.
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Road to Rupert Picture

Stewie ends up in a ski-off in order to win his beloved Rupert back.
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Barely Legal Picture

Brian and Quagmire join the police force and end up saving Brian from an obsessed Meg.
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Double Date

Stewie and Olivia go on a double date with Brian and his girlfriend, Jillian.
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Family Guy Season 5 Quotes

Peter: Guys, I went to see Dr. Hartman yesterday and he did things to my fanny (Cries)
Cleavland: Peter it's okay.
Peter: No it's not okay, you don't know what it's like.
Cleavland: You're wrong. I too have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts.
Peter: He did it to you too?
Quagmire: I have something to say. Dr. Hartman violated me as well. I only went in there for a physical slice guinea pig removal, but I turned out to be the guinea pig. With sexual experimentation.
Joe: You guys are a bunch of queers. (Joe rolls away, but then comes back) And so am I. Oh god, it was horrible. I scrubbed and I scrubbed, but damn it, they don't make water hot enough.

Tom Tucker: Our top story tonight: A woman loses her sex drive after a $125 dinner at Alfredo's.