Vanessa: Stick around this might be the year I pull off the greatest prank ever! Mandy: Oh, we can't. We are taking Kristin and Ryan to the creepy abandoned trailer Kyle inherited from his mom. We are having a seance. Kyle: Yeah, I just hope we don't conjure up my mom. Even as a ghost, she will probably still ask for beer money.
Chuck: Hey Baxter, I thought we were alone. There is something moving down there, and it is coming up the stairs. Mike: Didn't we agree that we weren't going to prank each other? Chuck: No, no, it is not a prank. Whatever it is, it is big and has a giant head. Joe walks in: Hey guys what is up. Mike: What are you doing here Joe. Everyone else left hours ago to go be with their families. Joe: I am no going home. I hate Halloween. Chuck: Really? I love it! Joe: Yeah, you know who else loves it? Mike: The kids? Joe: Satan! I am serious. Demons and hellspawn get to freely roam the earth one night of the year, and I am supposed to open the door and give them a bonbon?