Kyle: Hey guys. I am headed home. I just wanted to see how everybody is doing. Ed: The world is turned upside down Kyle. It turns out I am not black. Kyle: I am shocked that somebody would mess with your DNA. We’re not scientists. Ed: You knew! Kyle: I am sorry Mr. Alzate. I wanted to tell you, but you kept saying you were done listening to the man. Chuck: I am sorry too Ed, and if it makes you feel any better, it is not easy being a black man in Denver or anywhere. Ed: Well then, I guess I am back to being Basque. Kyle: Hey, being Basque is great sir. The history, the traditions, the soup! Ed: Well that is true. There is one more good thing about being Basque. We can’t be fooled. Chuck: Uh oh! Ed: Yeah, turns out Beverly gave me the real test results before you found my report. I am 82% Basque and 100% too smart for you idiots.
Chuck: Hey Ed. Ed: My brother! Chuck: What is happening? Ed: I have great news, and I want to share it with one of my people. Chuck, I am black. Chuck: Wow, Ed that DNA report. Ed: Has changed my life! Look at this I am 37.5% West African. My people were traced to what is now Nigeria. Where are your people from Chuck? Chuck: St. Louis. Ed, don’t you find it a little hard to believe you’re black? Ed: No, this answers everything. You see my father always seems like he was keeping a secret. But now that I know what it was, I finally feel close to him, this is a blessing. Chuck: Oh God!