Vanessa: All I am asking is to have dinner with Jen and her dad so that we can meet them. Mike: I am just not that interested in this. Vanessa: Well I hear what you are saying, and I understand your concerns but no. Mike: What do you mean no? Vanessa: I want this, so I am overruling you. Mike: You can do that? Vanessa: I can. I am going to invite Jen and her dad here for dinner tomorrow night. You will be sweet and nonconfrontational. You won’t bring up things like snowflake, Benghazi or deflategate.
Mike: I am heading home. I am going to do a meet and greet with Vanessa and a foreign exchange student. Chuck: Oh, this is priceless. Mike Baxter is hosting a foreign exchange student. Mike: No, no, no, no. Vanessa invited them to come meet us and I am married to Vanessa. Joe: Translation, when Vanessa says jump. Mike says how high? Ed: When any of my wives wanted to do something that I was against, I said no, no, no. Mike: Did you really? Ed: Yep. Mike: That is why you are in the divorce attorney’s hall of fame.