Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the internet, a...

Cyril: How do you not know the different kinds of porn?
Archer: Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing and a sock!


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Sterling Archer, Cyril Figgis
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Archer Season 5 Episode 4: "Archer Vice: House Call"
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Archer
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Archer Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

Ron: Next time remind me to get shot in the head!
Archer: Ron, next time get shot in the head.

Malory: Who uses Metric?
Lana: Every single country on the planet except for us, Liberia and Burma!
Archer: Really - cause you never think of those two as having their shit together.

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