Eddie Walzer Quotes
Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie?
Jackie: That's a ball gown.
Eddie: It's comfortable.
Jackie: Grab it!
What kind of fu-king character witness am i really? Fu-k a guys wife then pretend to be friends with him?
Coop: We have the same favorite book.
Eddie: I hate to kill the vibe. But lots of people like The Kite Runner.
Jackie is married, you stupid fucking goat.
Akalitus: Welcome back to All Saints.
Eddie: I'm gonna rock this shit.
Akalitus: I wish you wouldn't.
Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend.
Eddie: She's not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.
Coop: You're right up her alley.
Eddie: Newsflash: I'm up a lot of girls' alleys.
Coop: Did that come out wrong?
Jackie: I am here because I like you. Not because you have drugs.
Eddie: You like me, huh?
Jackie: What do you want me to say, Eddie?
Eddie: What do you think?
Jackie: I love this place, always remembers how I like my coffee.
Eddie: Yes, it remembers all things related to her.
Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.
Fitch: I'm on the list of the top 25 doctors in all of Mahattan.
Eddie: I don't know what to say about that.
Fitch: I know, right?!?
Eddie: I'm seeing someone, but she's married... with two kids.
Kevin: Sounds like a rough road.
Eddie: You have no idea.