Jonah: I need some time to think.
Ella: You go think, Socrates.

We have got to get you on Top Chef. Then, you can introduce me to Padma!

It's the least I can do. Especially after believing you were a knife-wielding lady killer gone AWOL.

Jonah: That really happened, huh?
Ella: Twice.
Jonah: Oh my God.
Ella: That's what I said.

Jonah: Riley and I broke up. For good.
Ella: Oh David, I'm so sorry.
Jonah: Don't be.

Ella: Wait. I don't want to be just a one-night stand.
Jonah: You're not.

Ella: Jonah is like the most honest human being I know.
Amanda: Coming from you, that isn't saying much.

I'm on such thin ice right now that I should be wearing a wet suit under my dress.

I just clicked on this link David sent me, and now I have all these naked women on my desktop.

David, when did you get cute?

Nothing about you is normal, and everything about Riley is normal. Painfully normal!

You and me at that lunch were completely compatible. Which is more than I can say about other couples I know.

Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.


David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?