This hospital is non-partisan, Paige. We kiss all VIP asses equally.

Paige: I know you won't be saying things like that if I ever get pregnant.
Evan: When you get pregnant.

That's what family is---people you depend on when you run out of options.

Nothing feels worse than disappointing family. Trust me, I have been doing it to Hank for years.

We should probably be more concerned about Emma right now.

No hits on our Facebook, Twitter and instagram accounts.

You know what? I feel like sometimes you're not listening to me.

I am done. Goodbye, Ray.

Those snarks are about to get harpooned. Up high!

You know she adores you, right?

I remember the good old days when I was carefree and current---that was last summer!

Are you in town just to see Hank.

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Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.


Note to self, become a doctor.