You wanna know what I did after I became a vampire? I graduated. I went to college. I became a news anchor.

Seline: I sure am trusting you. With a weapon of terrible power.
Caroline: Well, I sure do love a weapon of terrible power.

Caroline: You're much older than you look.
Sybil: Talk to me in a thousand years and we'll see how well you're holding up.

Well, Damon's alive, as you can see. Bonnie and Enzo are late and Stefan's dead. Merry Christmas. I've got gifts.

Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric.
Alaric: I killed you.
Caroline: WHAT?
Alaric: He deserved it.

Caroline: You can't blame this on me!
Ric: Why not, Caroline? My kids should've never been involved in this.
Caroline: Our kids.
Ric: My kids. They're mine, Caroline. Mine and Jo's.

Caroline: You have no right to cut me out of this. Those are my kids!
Stefan: And you're going to be my wife, and Ric is my friend, and Damon is my brother. I have the chance to fix this for all of us so that's what I'm gonna do.

Let me be perfectly clear, Stefan. If Damon gets in between me and my girls, I am going to kill him. So no, you cannot come with me. Don't say anything. Just listen. Until this is all over, there is no us. There is only me, and my kids, and their father. They're all depending on me, and I can't afford any distractions, or compromises, especially when it comes to your brother.

Stefan: I'm at a loss with Damon. I don't know what to do with him anymore.
Caroline: Maybe the best thing to do is to mourn Tyler. We all owe him that.

Caroline: The throne is empty.
Stefan: Right, no, yeah, I was...child-proofing.

Caroline: You snuck into my house and found my old wedding book?
Bonnie: How else was I going to out-Caroline Forbes Caroline Forbes?

Caroline: Is this a bad time?
Ric: No, I'm just getting used to the millennial work ethic.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Damon

Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.

Damon