Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

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• Added: May 06, 2014

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

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• Added: April 29, 2014

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

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• Added: April 22, 2014

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

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• Added: April 15, 2014

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

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• Added: April 15, 2014

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

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• Added: April 15, 2014

What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!

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• Added: April 08, 2014

Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.

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• Added: April 01, 2014

Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

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• Added: April 01, 2014

We’re enjoying a long engagement.

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• Added: March 18, 2014

You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

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• Added: March 04, 2014

You are kind of magic.

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• Added: February 25, 2014