How much longer must I be a prisoner in my own home?

Marc: And trust me, no good ever came from keeping someone in the closet.
Amanda: Wow. You just got really deep.
Marc: I know. Now I have a headache.

I'm sharing an office with a chunky cheering charro.

Hello Gorgeous!

I wanna kill myself. Wilhelmina and Daniel will not stop fighting over me. This ménage a moi has got to stop! I hate being in the middle. I mean, unless there's a Gyllenhaal involved.

Reach for the stars and unicorns and lollipops and sunflowers!

Yeah Betty, newsflash, you aren't the only one with hopes and dreams.

Betty: Marc, you just ruined my ribbon!
Marc: Yeah, you just ruined my life!

Betty, you know that I am not one to get all mushy.

Betty Suarez keeping the dream alive for hookers with hammer toe!

(to Betty) The real Matt? Or the Matt who's a human sacrifice and you're an Aztec warrior cutting out his heart?

(to Amanda) If I knew he was a ga-virgin, I never would have taken his delicate flower!

Ugly Betty Quotes

I keep seeing you and Marc move up in the world and I feel like I am being left behind.

Amanda

My family is not your family, so let's turn that mustache upside down and go downstairs and finish dinner and then we'll be out of here

Marc