Wilhelmina [about Cal Hartley]: I hear he has a soft spot for kids. Apparently all his charities benefit "the children." So once he gets a glance at my little angel, he'll be putty in our hands. It's human nature if you put one in your arms and you turn into a grinning idiot. Like that [points to Daniel]
Marc: In Daniel's defense, he always looks like that

Amanda: Apparently anything leased or considered non-essential has to go
Delivery Guy: I'm looking for Betty Suarez
Marc: Do you need any help loading her on to the truck?

Willy, selling your possessions? Isn't that one rung above appearing on a reality show?

Amanda [about guy Marc flirted with]: That was rude, he didn't even introduce himself to me
Marc: Cute and rude, I'm in love

Marc: I did not sign up for this baby business.. cashmere diapers is she kidding?
Amanda: Aww, I love shopping at baby stores
Marc: You do?
Amanda: I like to sit in the tiny baby furniture and pretend I'm a giant.. the children cry, it's so much fun

Wilhelmina: Marc, you ever considering giving everything up?
Marc: Every time I step on the scale.. woo!

How about that skinny thing from class that's trying to have your puppies? Call him!

Marc: You better carry your own weight, Suarez
Betty: That's it? you're not gonna make a fat joke? We're progressing!
Marc: It was right there! Owell, next time

Wilhelmina [about sitting in second row of fashion show]: Well, I'm certainly not going in there
Marc: No. It would be more humiliating than being caught in Crocs

Are you sure? I'm worried that the Cavalli makes you look a little too Michelle Obama at the mall

Wilhelmina: I haven't seen the inside of his apartment
Marc: Has he ever invited you?
Wilhelmina: Of course he has Marc, but he lives in Murray Hill, I'm not barbarian

Marc [walking into Betty's place]: I want to change everything. I'm talking Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition

Ugly Betty Quotes

I keep seeing you and Marc move up in the world and I feel like I am being left behind.

Amanda

My family is not your family, so let's turn that mustache upside down and go downstairs and finish dinner and then we'll be out of here

Marc