I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.

All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.

Enjoy going through life as yourself.

Be nice to your parents, okay?

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.