Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
We make a good team.Claire
I can't go to jail. I'm a gay prosecutor, there's no prison gangs for that!
Haley: Thanks for putting in a good word for us.
Mitch: They just needed some reassurance, considering most of Dylan's money is tied up in Dave and Busters' gift cards.
Cam: Mitchell? Judge... Judy!
Mitchell: Your talent. It's like you were touched by a Gayngel.
You got rid of Henifer!
Phil: On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep, as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff.
Claire: That is so mom.
I know you're scared, but you should feel proud. You took kind of a weird kid and turned him into somebody so comfortable with himself, he's willing to take on a pretty big adventure.Cam
Margaret is very vulnerable! I've had to rescue her a bunch of times from cults and an Amway pyramid.Jay
Hey, you're blocking the driveway. Hit the road already.Haley
That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.Phil
Mitch: It is a lot less money though.
Cam: Well, you know, we don't have to decide today.
You'll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.Cam