Dr. Cox: Congratulations. You get to represent the Kelso Kennel Club at the big show in Reno. Just remember when you are posing and prancing in from of the judges to keep that shaved behind of yours held up nice and high like the proud little puppy that you are. And when it comes time to hand out those blue ribbons, it will be such an exciting time for you, it really will be, but for the love of God newbie, you gotta try-try-try not to squeeze out a dookie on the astroturf, because ah-I mean God forbid you were every an embarassment to master pop right?
J.D.: You know I don't care what you think.
Dr. Cox: Yeah you do.
J.D.: I know

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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 3: "My Case Study"
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Carla: If you were to change one thing about my physical appearance, what would it be?
Turk: You're testing me. I get it!
Carla: Now, if I were to be really honest with myself, I would change everything. What do you think?
Turk: Why don't we just skip what I think and jump straight ahead to not having sex for a month?

J.D.: Look, I wanna be like you... but a more successful you. There's nothing wrong with playing the game once in a while. Tell you what: Ten years form now, when I'm your boss, I'll go ahead and throw in a good word for you and you won't even have to ask... sir