Dr. Dorkian, I presume? The ex-girlfriend from hell. Get out! ...

Danni: Dr. Dorkian, I presume?
J.D.'s Narration: The ex-girlfriend from hell. Get out! Get out before she sprays her toxic stink all over your new relationship!
J.D.: Danni, love to stay and talk, but I'm giving Kylie here a tour of the I.C.U.
Bum: Hey. Hey, hey! You were gonna take me back to the underpass!
J.D.: After the tour! What is it with you and the underpass?


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16: "My Quarantine"
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Scrubs
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Now, keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave him enough sedative to put down a rhino.

J.D.

Kylie: Let's go.
J.D.: Kylie, wait. I paid Steve fifty bucks and an I.O.U. for another hundred and twenty to fake a heart attack. I just-I really wanted tonight to go well.
Kylie: Is there anything else?
Danni: Adios, assface.
J.D.: I had sex with her. A lot.
Kylie: Why are you telling me this?
J.D.: If I don't come clean now, whether it's a few weeks or months or years from now, I know it's gonna come back to haunt me and ruin us, and I don't want that.
Kylie: I'm not looking for a project.
J.D.: Yeah... I understand. It's...
Kylie: So get it together. Now let's go get some coffee.

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