Every time you date a girl with actual potential, you wind up ru...
Turk: Every time you date a girl with actual potential, you wind up ruining it over some trivial reason. Let's think about some of the great girls you let slip through your fingers. Kylie, Jamie, Gift Shop Girl, Minnie McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two Kids, Rumple Fugley... I'm forgetting someone.
Carla's narration: Oh my God Turk, if you forget Elliot, she's gonna cry.
Carla: Turk, aren't you forgetting the greatest girl of them all?
Turk:Heidi Horse Face!
Elliot: Me, Turk. She is talking about me. Okay?
J.D.: Relax, Elliot. You're Mole Butt.
Elliot: Really? Sorry, Turk.