J.D.: Hi, I'm J.D. I'm sure Perry's spoken of me.
Paige: Noo...
J.D.: Nothing about taking a talented go-getter under his wing? Or being surrogate father to a boy who's lost his own? Nothing about that at all? I'm surprised, it's interesting to me, but okay.
J.D.'s narration: Don't cry in front of people.
Paige: Perry and I don't talk much.
J.D.: Oh, they don't talk much, everybody! There's no talking in the family.
Dr. Cox: Rest assured, Newbie, even if we did talk from morning till night about all the big and tiny things that matter most to me - the big being my son Jack, a cure for cancer, and the resurgence of the hard-shelled taco; the small-
Paige(Imitating): The small being my ex-wife, Jordan, wind energy, and a-ha-hall fruit-infused liquors - your name still would not have come up.