Turk: How would we embarrass her?
Carla: Oh.. maybe by diagnosing all your female patients with "Turk Fever"!
Turk: Honey, a lot of women suffer from that!
J.D.: That's true! I even had it!


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J.D., Turk, Carla Espinosa
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 2: "My Rite of Passage"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Dr. Cox: It's a rite of passage that you have to go through around here to be accepted.
Jordan: Oh my God! You actually did something nice for me!
Dr. Cox: No, no. No no no no no no no. It was a selfish act. If other people talk to you, you won't have to talk to me!

Jason: Did we do something wrong, Dr. Dorian?
J.D.: No, you guys are fine. You're doing a good job.
J.D.'s Narration: Still, good guy or not, there's no reason why you shouldn't enjoy the perks.
J.D.: You know what, I want the laughter back!