Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSI'm about to bring Kylie in so I need you all to act like normal...
I'm about to bring Kylie in so I need you all to act like normal human beings. I know it's going to be hard but I can help. Mrs. Torres, Kylie doesn't have an eating disorder, she runs cross country, so think of a new opening question. Mr. Torres, I don't care how much you eat, let's keep our pants buttoned. Laurie, your breasts are bigger than hers. There I said it, you don't need to tell her. Neighbor guy, I see you brought your fruity little guitar, let's keep that holstered. Mom, you have multiple problem areas so when it doubt just say to yourself that's a bad idea. Dad, I think we both know it's best if you don't say anything.
Travis
- Character:
- Travis Cobb
- Episode:
- Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 9: "Here Comes My Girl"
- Show:
- Cougar Town
- Related Quotes:
- Travis Cobb Quotes, Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes, Cougar Town Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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