Kristen: Are you drinking the sangria?
Acosta: Am I?
Kristen: Yeah.
Acosta: Yes.
Kristen: How many cups?
Acosta: Two. Why?
Kristen: We’re gonna take an Uber back. It’s spiked with psilocybin.
Acosta: Damn.

Show Comments
Related Quotes:
EVIL Quotes
Related Post:
Added by:

EVIL Quotes

Santa got high, now everything is funny. Someone had a gummy, he thought he might try. His mouth is so dry, his teeth are kind of itchy. How’d he ever get so high? Ho ho ho, just the taste of a yummy gummy. Ho ho ho, yummy yum in my rummy tummy. Ho ho ho, gummy gum, tummy, funny gummy. Oh god everybody knows.

Pudsy’s Christmas

Townsend: In 1785, the king of France found that potatoes were the most economical way to feed the peasantry. The problem was peasants hated potatoes. So the kind has his servants build a big brick wall and behind it, he plants potatoes in his secret garden. The peasants grow curious and then upset. They climb over the wall and steal all the food planted there. And that’s how potatoes became a staple of the French peasantry.
Malindaz: What does that mean?
Townsend: The forbidden is always desirable.