Cleo: You think that our jails are too crowded and our courts are too slow. Think there’s nothing to do in this lame ass town, think we need a little bit more junk in our trucks?
Wynonna: Is she asking me?
Cleo: And as always, we aim to please, and we’re here to fix any problem you might think that you have. So, lock up your daughters and lube up your saucepans. All our jailbirds will be competing for one – yes, one – get out of jail free card in the first-ever Randy Nedley Memorial Chili Cook-off for Freedom.
Waverly: Is… is this real life?
Wynonna: Might be for you, but I’m dead.


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Rachel: Sup?
Waverly: Ah.
Valdez, Rachel Valdez.
Waverly: Hi, I, uh…
Rachel: Cold?
Waverly: Frozen. I mean, I’m practically Elsa. I had no idea you were…
Rachel: Kombucha?
Waverly: Pardon?
Rachel: I make it myself, and after last night, I bet you need some hydration.
Waverly: Mhmmm, microbes.

Doc: Someone has been handing out hemp neckties.
Wynonna: That’s a clear fashion don’t. Who the hell and why?
Doc: Frontier justice: Retribution must not only be paid. It must be seen to be paid.
Wynonna: The old timey version of ‘pics or it didn’t happen.’