Those big musical numbers I've been hearing, this might be totally crazy, but I'm not sure I'm minding them like I used to. I think that they might actually be helping me.

Zoey

You also sang Pressure to me in a room full of people. I find you charming and disturbing like a Pomeranian wearing a tutu.

Danny Michael Davis

Wow mom. I didn't know you were such a pioneer.

Zoey

David: I thought we agreed to be together forever.
Emily: The contract states 'till death do us part. After that, I'm free to do my own thing again.

Would you like a straw? Would that help you drink my wine even faster?

Mo

What is "and so on?" What are you going to write our eulogies for us too?

David

Simon: I couldn't find my pasta strainer so I think I'm gonna have to use the tennis racquet method.
Zoey: Isn't that the best way to serve?

Because sleeping with the boss is the fastest way to career advancement.

Tobin

Now, can we please stop speaking Zoey?

Joan

What kind of a restaurant won't accommodate a wheelchair? This is 2020 how is that even allowed?

Zoey

Hurt people hurt people.

Mo

The player thinks he's coming for a piece of quiche, but he's going to get a piece of my mind instead.

Mo

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Now I know you're telling the truth because no one would ever lie about doing something that heartless.

Max

So now Zoey can manipulate the laws of physics too? This is really incredible.

Max