Monet: Asia O’Hara, you are the Amazon queen. You get your tights from Amazon, you get some of your outfits from Amazon, and apparently, they sell teeth too.
[Everyone laughs. Asia smiles brightly.]
Monet: And Miz Cracker! You call yourself “as thin, white and salty.” But, you’re forgetting “bitter.” Bitter that you are a New York City queen that had to f*** Bob the Drag Queen to get to the top.
[The Vixen and Monique Heart shriek in laughter and jump. Miz Cracker does a twirl.]
Monet: And that’s shade.
RuPaul: But, you can came into the competition saying, “I came to fight!” And, you know, it’s not like you were...
Vixen: Yeah, so, I came into the competition saying, “I came to fight!” Never once did I start a fight.
[Monet makes a face]
RuPaul: Hey, wait, is that true? It looked like you were instigating things.
Vixen: When did I instigate?
RuPaul: This thing between Aquaria and Miz Cracker.
Vixen: It’s not instigating to tell someone the truth. It’s not instigating to tell someone.
RuPaul: Oh, you can also not say anything!
Vixen: You could, but what’s wrong with telling someone the truth?
RuPaul: Well, if you’re gonna tell someone the truth and it’s going to create tension in the room... then that is creating a fight. You also have a choice to not say anything.
Aquaria: Can we talk about how your best drag is someone else’s wig though? That’s confusing.
Aquaria: I brought my best drag. I didn’t borrow my best drag. Baby, obviously we weren’t being judged on OUR best drag.
Monique: Oh my God, children, is the library open?!
Aquaria: I’m saying the hair was borrowed.
Vixen: I had another wig that matched yours as well.
Aquaria: Okay, I’m just saying that...
Vixen: So, what are you saying?!
Monique: Girl, what’s the tea? Don’t be shady just because.
Vixen: So, I won and you’re in the bottom. You wanted to be shady and it didn’t work.
[Cut to confessional]
Monique: America, let the facts be the facts. Vixen handed Aquaria her ass in a gift bag, gift wrapped, there you go, Merry Christmas.
Michelle: I love a conflicting pattern. Tonight... it’s a full-out war.
Michelle: There is the leg things with the crystal fringe and then we open the acid-wash shirt and there’s my giraffe, yes.
Monique: You said giraffe but I got brown cow.
Michelle: Girl, that’s a giraffe.
Michelle: Cow’s aint spotted like that. That’s a giraffe.
Monique: I saw it and I was like, “Ah, brown cow! Stunning!”
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