Dr. Kelso: Oh, Dr. Clock. Uh, look, I'm afraid I wasn't being honest with you before. In my job, it seems like I'm always the bad guy. Hard as this is to admit, it gets to me sometimes. The point is, the antidepressants I asked you to prescribe weren't for my wife, they were for me.
Molly: Oh, I understand. So what dosage are you on?
Dr. Kelso: About half a Newton?
Molly: No dice.


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Character:
Bob Kelso
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 7: "My Common Enemy"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

Dr. Cox: I hate you, Bob.
Dr. Kelso: Same times a thousand, big guy.

Dan: Well, goodnight, little bro.
J.D.: Oh, goodnight, Dan. Sleep tight. There's a bus schedule underneath your pillow.