Count Olaf: They don't want to see you.
Justice Strauss: Are you sure? What did they say?
Count Olaf: The lamb was too salty.
Justice Strauss: Oh, okay.


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Klaus: It could be a problem with the gears.
Violet: That would be a problem, I made them myself.

Mother: I'm worried about the children.
Father: Me, too. They're in danger, I know it.
Mother: We need to get to them.
Father: We need to get out of here first.
Mother: What's that thing Einstein said?