Turk: Remember that meningitis patient who stole your identity?
J.D.: Darryl! He's cool - from now on, he's only gonna use my credit card for emergencies!


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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 2: "My Rite of Passage"
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Fellowship Director: Hey, Bankfarter, did you hear? Charlie found a successful gene therapy for O.I. He basically cured the disease.
Elliot: How did he have any time to work when he was always torturing me!?
Fellowship Director: Jealousy's an ugly color, Bankfarter. Anyway, we're discontinuing your fellowship.

Dr. Cox: It's a rite of passage that you have to go through around here to be accepted.
Jordan: Oh my God! You actually did something nice for me!
Dr. Cox: No, no. No no no no no no no. It was a selfish act. If other people talk to you, you won't have to talk to me!