2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23: "And the Free Money" Quotes
Max, I can’t believe it. I screwed me and the horse I rode in on.Max
Caroline: You sleep in your bra?
Max: I have to. Last time I let them out at night they didn’t come home until 4am and couldn’t tell me where they’d been.
My gambling problem got so bad I couldn’t even afford my drug problem.Earl
You have a coccyx? Want to go out sometime?Max
All this money and I didn’t do anything. I’m one mustache away from being a Kardashian.Max
Caroline: Sophie, it’s nice to see you so giddy about something.
Max: Yeah, you’re like me sitting on that broken washer at the laundry mat.
He dropped me off first because he’s a class act, and because he had to put his pants back on.Sophie
I hear that phone has a great camera for selfies, or in your case elfies.Max
Caroline: Next up, I have gas.
Max: Ah, thanks for the heads up this time.