2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22: "And the New Lease on Life" Quotes
Ladies, you’re wasting your time. He can’t speak and he doesn’t like girls. He’s a vegetable and a fruit.
Lester
Max is right. There are two things in life you cannot lose, a rent-controlled apartment and bladder control.
Earl
As soon as they find out this Lester Donovan is no longer living there, the rent will get higher than Justin Bieber on a plane with his dad.
Max
Max: I love our toilet lawn.
Caroline: It’s gross.
Everybody, please! Han clearly just injured his vagina.
Max
Well, my high was catching a glimpse of a customer’s lacy g-string and my low was seeing his junk.
Oleg
My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom and my low was imagining my life without it.
Caroline