Josh: Face it guys, you two got lucky.
Buck: They did. You guys have no idea how hard it is out there for the solos. Where's Albert tonight?
Chimney: He's on a date.

Man, I really need new friends.

Jeff

Detective Romero: She really doesn't remember being shot.
Athena: I'm not sure she wants to.
Detective Romero: You think it's the husband.
Athena: I think that no one really knows what goes on inside of a marriage. Sometimes not even the people inside it.

Eddie: You want me to tell him he's different?
Carla: He already knows that. You need to teach him what it means. That he has limitations.
Eddie: I'm not gonna tell my kid that.

Josh: So, you don't think online dating is a terrible idea?
Maddie: I think everyone has a match. You just have to find em.

Athena: Look, I want to be supportive, Michael. I want to respect your wishes. But I do not want you to die.
Michael: Me either. Okay?

I already feel like a fool. I don't need the rest of the world to know the joke.

Josh [to Maddie]

Joan: He played me for a fool.
Athena: And you just showed him that he was wrong.

9-1-1 Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

Man, I really need new friends.

Jeff

Josh: Face it guys, you two got lucky.
Buck: They did. You guys have no idea how hard it is out there for the solos. Where's Albert tonight?
Chimney: He's on a date.