Hen: What kind of crazy person came up with this plan?
Bobby: My wife.

Buck: Wow. You guys gonna get married already?
Michael: Don't forget to invite us.

Man at retirement home: What if you slept with one of the women he slept with?
Eddie: You should probably get that checked out, too.

They are not putting me behind a desk. I quit.

Buck [to Bobby]

Jill: I don't want to die.
Maddie: That's right. You don't want to die. So you're going to fight.

9-1-1 Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Buck: Wow. You guys gonna get married already?
Michael: Don't forget to invite us.

Hen: What kind of crazy person came up with this plan?
Bobby: My wife.