American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 1: "Checking In" Quotes
Woof, you're a sight for sore eyes, Mr. Police Officer.Iris
I can see the pain in your eyes. Very familiar. You've lost something and now you're frozen in time. Can't go forward. Can't go back.Liz
You pollute your bodies, you dumb Swedish meatballs.Iris
We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but I'm not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals.Iris
Iris: You get the hell out of here. You don't give a shit about those girls.
Sally: And you do?
Iris: Nobody tells me shit. I've never met the owner.
Marcy: Well, you have now deary. This is the new owner, Will Drake.
Mess is always forgiven - the first time.Elizabeth
Loughlin: People aren't supposed to live in hotels.
Elizabeth: Well, maybe this place is special.