Aileen: You don't know screwing until you've spent an hour alone with a batshit crazy hooker.
John: I got a room.

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Liz: Control...is an illusion.
John: Tonight I surrender to the illusion.

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Countess: She would never risk losing her one true love.
Tristan: Wait, you're banging her too?

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I have long known that you and I were kindred spirits.

Ms. Evers [to John]

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